girls vs. boys
The kids both had their friends over for their birthday parties this weekend, and the differences were pretty funny. She had a tea party, and he took a few friends swimming at the community center then headed back here for cake.
Her: Hello Kitty craft kits, Barbies, flowery headbands and necklaces.
Him: Nerf guns, flying helicopters, Nerf balls, more Nerf guns.
Her: Little girls in dresses calmly painting tea cups, giggling, playing with dolls.
Him: Fart jokes, planning the cuss words they'll be able to say when they're 18, tackling, hording "ammo", taking prisoners.
Me: Dog tired.
(Hope you're having a good Monday. We're laying low, watching it snow, making soup.)